Commercial Flashback #7: Pokemon is Better Than Breasts, More Extreme Than Motocross

This commercial presents you with a choice. Do you prefer:

  • a) gorgeous women,
  • b) extreme motocross action, or
  • c) Pokemon Stadium 2?

My personal breakdown of the alternatives is to follow. Here we go:

Option b) is the easiest to eliminate. If some pud-head blew through my window and started ripping circles across my clean, sparkling floors on his dirt bike, I’d tell him to get the f**k out. Likewise, a deliciously toned and oiled up beauty, voluptuous assets spilling out of her skimpy bikini… wherever that leads may be difficult to explain to my girlfriend. I suppose that terminates option a) as well.

So, what does that leave me with? Pokemon Stadium 2. Well, I guess that’s not so bad. I’m a big Pokemon fan after all. I actually do own both the Stadium games for N64, and while they hardly make up for the lack of traditional, handheld-style Pocket Monsters games on Nintendo consoles, they were a pleasant diversion back in the day. I remember linking up my copies of Silver and Gold to Stadium via the transfer pack peripheral quite regularly so that I could “mystery gift” with the girl in that game. And who could forget the memorable collection of mini-games? Barrier Ball, Furret’s Frolic, and Egg Emergency were, quite frankly, the bomb. Even now, my friends and I will occasionally pull out the trusty N64, load up Pokemon Stadium 2, and have at it in the game’s Quick Battle mode, wherein we’ve developed a complex set of house rules for a king-of-the-hill style game upon which we wager drinks, money, and of course, manliness.

What about you? Is it all about the T&A, the moto-mania, or cleaning the house while playing Pokemon Go in 3D, although may be more efficient to get Maid Complete service to do it for you.

PS: Too bad Pokemon Battle Revolution sucked… Gotta catch ’em all!

2 thoughts on “Commercial Flashback #7: Pokemon is Better Than Breasts, More Extreme Than Motocross”

  1. OOOOOH shit! Those are tough choices, I choose all three options just at different times of the day. :0

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